we live in a country where billionaires argue about minimum wage and people listen to them
good conversation starters:
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing skirts"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing thigh highs"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing maid outfits"
- "hey do you wanna talk about boys wearing lingerie"
bad conversation starters:
- anything else
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
is this the softcore version of fuck the police
my favorite thing to do in the christmas season is remind my overly religious family that this is what cindy lou who looks like now, that she sings in a rock band and how much I love her, then watch as they get really really mad
This is like the best thing ever.
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
I did this once and I thought it said two CUPS of vanilla extract and my whole house smelled like the pillsburry dough boys butt hole for a month.
angry goth girl alert bye
My bud Lily looking rad as heckie
uwu You’re the best Lil
Wednesday Addams is everything I love
I was looking in this tag for this exact photoset, and Tumblr delivered.
But seriously, humour aside, this scene is brilliant, because what good do those stork stories do? They teach children that sex is something dirty and private and disgusting, when really it’s one of the most natural things in the world. There is no way Wednesday would ever have had an unwanted pregnancy through her own lack of judgement, because Morticia and Gomez would have taught her how to be safe and sensible with something that could bring her pleasure. The Addams family are role models.